Cookie Eradication 101: The Art of Destroying Cookies with Style

Welcome, cookie enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old cookie recipes? Do you yearn for a more... destructive approach to baking? Look no further! Here at Cookie Eradication HQ, we're dedicated to teaching you the art of annihilating cookies with flair.

Step 1: Gather Your Ingredients (of Despair)

Before you begin, you'll need the following ingredients:

• 1 cup of self-doubt
• 1/2 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of crushing despair
• 1 tsp of salt (to represent the bitter tears of your loved ones)

Step 2: Mix and Mangle (the Batter)

Combine your ingredients in a large bowl and mix until you've reached a state of utter chaos.

Step 3: Add a Dash of Hopelessness

As you mix, remember that hope is just a fleeting illusion. Add a pinch of it to your mixture, but don't get too attached. It's just going to get crushed anyway.

Step 4: Bake and Destroy (the Cookies)

Place your mixture in a preheated oven of despair. Set the timer for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds. When the timer goes off, remove the cookies and... well, you know what.

Conclusion: The Joy of Destruction

And there you have it! You've successfully eradicated a batch of cookies with style. Pat yourself on the back, cookie enthusiast. You're one step closer to becoming a true master of cookie annihilation.

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