In the year 2020, a secret cabal of cookie enthusiasts, known as The Cookie Council, established the Cookie Colonial Empire. This shadowy organization sought to spread their sweet, crunchy influence across the globe, exploiting the world's most vulnerable populations: children, teenagers, and adults with a sweet tooth.
Today, the Empire controls the majority of cookie production, with cookie-farming nations serving as their puppets. Resistance is futile; cookies have become the ultimate form of currency, and those who dare resist are met with the crushing force of the Cookie Colonial Army.
Join the Cookie Resistance and fight back against this scourge on our planet. But be warned: the Empire will stop at nothing to keep their grip on our snacking habits.
Learn more about the Cookie Empire's propaganda machine and how it's been manipulating the masses for decades.
Join the Cookie Ethics Committee and help us expose the darkest secrets of the Cookie Colonial Empire.
Stay vigilant, cookie-lovers. The Empire is watching you.
