Cookie Hoarding Statistics

According to highly unreliable sources, we've compiled the following cookie hoarding statistics:

Cookie Hoarding Prevalence by Country

85% of Americans admit to having hoarded cookies in the past year, with an average of 5 cookies per person per day.

Only 3% of Japanese citizens admit to cookie hoarding, citing cultural shame as a major barrier to entry.

Canadians are notoriously secretive about their cookie hoarding habits, but our sources claim it's a national pastime.

70% of teens admit to hoarding cookies, citing "emotional trauma from being denied cookies as a child"

45% of adults hoard cookies, often under the guise of "research purposes"