Cookie Exceptions for the Weak-Willed

Because, let's be real, who needs willpower when you can just have exceptions?

The Cookie Exception for the Indisposed

Because, let's face it, you'll just end up eating the whole bag anyway. See how it works

Or, for an even better deal, just eat the whole package. The Cookie Binge Factory

The Cookie Exception for the Procrastinator

You know, just one more cookie won't hurt, right? Procrastinate with Cookies!

Disclaimer: Cookie Exception is not a real thing. Or is it?