For those who can't quite get it together, but want to.
1. The "I'll start dieting tomorrow" exception: You're on a diet, but not really. You're just eating a whole pizza by yourself. Again.
2. The "I'll do the dishes tomorrow" exception: You're not doing the dishes, but you're pretending to be a responsible adult. In your mind, you're a responsible adult.
3. The "I'll call my mom back" exception: You're not calling your mom back, but you're pretending to be busy. In reality, you're just playing video games.
4. The "I'll save the environment" exception: You're not recycling, but you're using a reusable water bottle as a pen holder. Progress?