Cookie Robotics - The Baked Goods of Tomorrow

Cookie-Bots in Action!

Our Cookie-Bot 3000 (CB3K) is here to revolutionize the world with its 1000's of cookie- dispensing, robotic arms.

CB3K has been trained on the ancient art of cookie-baking, cookie- decorating, and cookie- eating.
It can dispense up to 10 cookies per minute (that's 600 cookies per hour, folks).
CB3K is powered by a state-of-the-art, cookie-based AI.

But wait, there's more! Our CB3K can also:

Recognize and respond to 100 different types of cookies (from chocolate chip to snickerdoodle).
Adjust its cookie-dispensing speed based on your snacking mood (calm, anxious, or hangry).
Perform the Macarena while dispensing cookies (optional, but highly recommended).

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