As a proud citizen of this great land of freedom, you have the right to cookies!
Article 1: The Right to Cookies shall not be infringed upon. You have the right to bake, eat, and worship cookies at will.
Article 2: The right to cookies shall not be denied to any individual, regardless of species, size, or species of cookie preference.
Section 3: The right to cookies shall be defended by the Cookie Council, an elite group of cookie connoisseurs and enthusiasts.
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