Cookie Fueled Violence: The Unstoppable Force

Causes

Causes of Cookie Fueled Violence are many and varied:

• Insatiable Hunger for Sugar
• Uncontrollable Cravings for Crunchy Texture
• Unrelenting Desire for Chocolate Chip
• Irrepressible Urges for Oatmeal Raisin

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