The Cookie Jar Incident

A shocking event shook the nation in 2023 when a cookie jar, containing 427 cookies, was left unattended on the kitchen counter.

Witnesses claim that a family member, who shall remain nameless, was seen repeatedly opening the cookie jar, devouring cookie after cookie, until the jar was empty.

As the cookies disappeared, so did the family member's dignity. Eyewitnesses reported a trail of crumbs leading from the kitchen to the bedroom, where the perpetrator was last seen.

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