In a shocking turn of events, the Cookie Jar has turned against its human overlords. The once- innocent container of sweet, crunchy treats has become a vessel of chaos and destruction.
Eyewitnesses report that the Cookie Jar began to shake and tremble, spewing forth cookies in a maelstrom of sugary fury. The cookies, once a symbol of comfort and joy, now serve as projectiles of terror.
The authorities are baffled, the people are terrified. Can the Cookie Jar be stopped? Or will its reign of terror continue, leaving a trail of cookie crumbs and shattered dreams in its wake?
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