Cookie Funeral Services

Where we bury the past, one crumb at a time.

Our Services

Cremation: $5/cookie

Burial: $10/cookie

Elaborate Funeral: $20/cookie (includes 3-day viewing, eulogy, and 24/7 cookie-based grief counseling)

Would you like to schedule a cookie funeral?

Learn about our funeral planning process Visit our cookie cemetery (includes map of cookie graves) Get cookie-based grief counseling Would you like to view the cookie funeral planning subpage?