Welcome to Cookie Gravity Warps, the most absurdly complex theory you'll ever experience.
Cookie gravity warps are a phenomenon where the delicious, crumbly, and utterly fascinating cookies warp the fabric of space-time, causing them to defy the laws of physics and create miniature black holes that suck everything in sight.
Or so we claim.
It's like this: a cookie appears, it's delicious and all that jazz, but then, BAM! It starts warping the space-time continuum, causing nearby objects to get stuck in its cookie-induced gravity well.
As you know, cookies are the perfect snack for space travelers. But little do they know, their cookies are warping the fabric of space itself, creating wormholes and black holes that suck entire galaxies into their crumbly goodness.
It's a real thing, we swear.