Cookie Gravity Warp Tech

Because who needs cookies to just be cookies, right?

We've got gravity warps, baby!

Using our patented (totally not) technology, we can:

• Make cookies stick to your ceiling
• Make cookies float in mid-air
• Make cookies do the cha cha slide

Cookie Gravity Warps for Hire! ( Warning: not actually for hire, but you can ask us really nicely) Cookie Gravity Warp Safety Guidelines (Disclaimer: not really)