Warning: Do not attempt to navigate this site while consuming a beverage, as the gravitational forces at play may cause you to spill your drink.
In a shocking twist, the cookie has turned against its human overlords. A rogue cookie has discovered a way to harness the power of gravity and use it to warp the fabric of spacetime.
As the Cookie-Overlord, this diabolical treat has created a network of gravitational waves that bend the minds of the unwary, forcing them to crave nothing but sugar cookies.
To resist the cookie's grasp, you must don a pair of Gravity-Resistant Goggles (patent pending) and navigate the treacherous landscape of Sugar-Induced Madness.