Cookies: The Unreliable Friend

So, you want to be a cookie hacker, do you?

Well, first things first, you've got to learn the basics:

• Understand the art of cookie jar lid opening
• Maintain a 4:1 ratio of cookies: fingers
• Develop a keen sense of smell (chocolate chip, anyone?)
• Practice your cookie-doubling technique

But, let's be real, cookies are like relationships: they can be messy, complicated, and full of crumbs. So, be prepared for the unexpected:

The Dark Side of Cookies

Where to begin?

• Don't get caught in the cookie trap of emotional attachment
• Keep a stash, but don't get too attached
• Understand that cookie burnout is real
• Learn to recognize the signs of cookie-induced psychosis (e.g., excessive cookie hoarding, cookie-filled dreams)

For more cookie-related advice and resources:

Cookie Companion Animal Guide

Cookie and Milk Chemistry 101

Cookie-Themed Merchandise

Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge.