The Cookie Spoofing Handbook

Chapter 1: Basic Cookie Baking

Step 1: Mix 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of sugar, and a pinch of deceit.

Step 2: Add a dash of salt and a sprinkle of lies.

Step 3: Knead the dough with your fists, but not too hard, lest you want to end up with a batch of bricks.

Chapter 2: Advanced Cookie Techniques

For the more discerning cookie snob, try adding a pinch of paprika and a dash of disappointment.

Or, for the truly adventurous, mix in a tablespoon of regret and a cup of despair.

Chapter 3: Cookie Spoofing

Warning: cookie spoofing may result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

• Unbalanced chemical makeup
• Unsettled stomachs
• Unrelenting feelings of guilt and shame