Cookie Surgery: The Art of the Crunchy

Where the art of cookie crafting meets the precision of surgical intervention

Cookie Type Surgical Procedure Recovery Time
Chocolate Chip Chip extraction, followed by chip reattachment 30-60 minutes
Oatmeal Raisin Raisin extraction, reimplantation, and subsequent raisin realignment 45-90 minutes
Peanut Butter Buttery tissue reattachment and buttery muscle reeducation 120-180 minutes
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Note: The provided HTML is a satirical take on cookie surgery, where each cookie type has its own set of surgical procedures and recovery times. The links at the bottom are to fictional subpages that could potentially be created for further humor and exploration of this absurd world.