Cookie Nuclear Physics is an experimental branch of science that deals with the manipulation of cookies to create unstable energy sources.
Using high-temperature cookie ovens and carefully calibrated cookie-toriums, researchers at Cookie Laboratories aim to create the perfect cookie-based nuclear reaction.
This reaction has the potential to power entire cities, but also poses significant risks to nearby cookie consumers.
Side effects may include:
- Unstable cookie consumption patterns
- Unintended cookie-related flatulence
- Unpredictable cookie-based energy spikes
Learn more about cookie safety protocols
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing field!