Recipe for Disaster: Chocolate Chip Cookies of Despair
Baking in the dark is an art form. Or so I've heard.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of flour (or 3, we won't judge)
- 1 cup of sugar (or 2, or 3, or all of it)
- 1/2 cup of butter (or lard, or shortening, or whatever)
- 1 tsp of salt (or 10, we won't judge)
- 1 tsp of vanilla (or 10, we won't judge)
- 1 cup of chocolate chips (or 2, or 3, or all of it)
Instructions:
- Mix the ingredients together in a bowl until they form a cohesive mass.
- Pour the mixture into a pan and bake until it's... well, until it's not raw anymore.
- Remove from oven and let cool for exactly 4 minutes. Any longer and they'll be too hard, any shorter and they'll be too soft.
- Serve to your friends and family, who will either love them or hate them, but either way you'll get to enjoy the thrill of baking in the dark!