Cookie Heist Recipes

Ingredients:

• Butter 3.5 cups

  Softened to a state of pure, unadulterated joy

• Sugar 1 cup

  Granulated and prepared for the impending cookie heist

• Flour 2 cups

  Unbleached and unapologetic in its approach

• Chocolate Chips 1 bag

  For the discerning cookie thief

Optional Ingredients:

• Nose Plugs 1

  For the inevitable allergic reactions