Cookie Heist Security - Cookie Recipes

Warning: Cookie Heist Security is a highly classified, top-secret operation.

Our cookie recipes are so sensitive that they require a Need to Know clearance.

But for those with the right clearance, we've got you covered. Here's a selection of our most secure, yet delicious recipes:

High-Security Chocolate Chip Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup of high-octane, government-issued chocolate chips
1/2 cup of highly-encrypted, top-secret cookie dough
1/4 cup of classified, ultra-secure sugar

Instructions:

Crack the cookie code by combining ingredients in a highly-restricted, secure environment.
Place the mixture on a highly-surfaced, top-secret baking sheet.
Execute the bake by inserting the mixture into a highly-temperature-controlled oven.

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Low-Security Sugar Cookies

For those without clearance, but still wanting to bake like the pros:

1 cup of unclassified, unsecured sugar
1/2 cup of unencrypted, public cookie dough
1/4 cup of unclassified, unsecured butter

Instructions:

Combine ingredients in a public, unsecured environment.
Place the mixture on a public, unsurfaced baking sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, or 180 degrees Celsius, or 300 degrees Kelvin.

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