Cookie Heist: The Chip Off the Shoulder Edition

It's a beautiful day in the world of cookies, where the only thing that matters is who can steal the most cookies from the cookie jar. Our heroes, the infamous Cookie Kings, have been known to steal hundreds of cookies in one sitting. But little do they know, there is a new challenger in town.

The Chip Off the Shoulder, a mysterious figure with a penchant for sneaking into kitchens under the cover of darkness, has been seen stealing chips off the shoulders of cookie jars. But what's the real prize? Is it the chip itself, or the cookies that come with it?

• The Art of the Shoulder Roll
• Cookieonomics: The Chip
• Shoulder Variants: The Dark Side