Welcome to the Cookie Jar Prison

Where the cookies are always a crime

Learn about the notorious Cookie Thief

The Cookie Jar Prison is a maximum-security facility for the most heinous of cookie-related crimes. Our warden, Cookie McCookieface, has a zero-tolerance policy for anyone caught with a cookie in their possession.

We have a variety of cookie-flavored amenities, including:

Read the Cookie Jar Prison Handbook

Prison Roster

A list of our most notorious inmates

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