Welcome, cookie enthusiasts, to the definitive guide to the dark arts of cookie crafting. Within these hallowed halls, the sacred and profane secrets of the cookie canon shall be revealed.
But be warned, mortal, the path ahead is fraught with peril. The cookie heretics among us will not hesitate to challenge the established order and push the boundaries of what is deemed acceptable in the cookie world.
So, don your thinking caps, don your aprons, and don your best attempt at cookie-themed puns. The cookie canon awaits!