Here, we'll guide you through the darkest corners of the cookie world, where the sweet and the sinister entwine.
Recipe for Doomsday Cookies
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/2 cup of desperation
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of hopelessness
- 1 tsp of salt
- 1 tsp of sugar
Instructions:
- Mix the despair and desperation in a bowl until you feel like giving up.
- Add the hopelessness and salt, stirring until you're convinced of the futility of it all.
- Place the mixture on the counter, and stare at it until the flavors have melded together.
- Bake at 350°F for exactly 13 minutes and 47 seconds.
- When the timer goes off, serve immediately, and bask in the crushing despair of your creations.
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