Warning: the cookies below are highly addictive and may cause excessive merriment, spontaneous singing, or uncontrollable urges to don a beret.
1. Sugar Cookies of Doom - a cookie so sweet, it'll make you dance the hornpipe!
2. Gingerbread of Guilty Pleasure - a cookie so spicy, it'll make you confess your deepest secrets
3. Lekoman of Leather - a cookie so tough, it'll make you question your life choices
4. Cranberry Cookies of Consternation - a cookie so sour, it'll make you weep with despair
5. Almond Cookies of Ambition - a cookie so nutty, it'll give you the courage to conquer a kingdom!