In a shocking move, the United Nations has ratified the Cookie Law, which grants every human being on the planet the right to a free, freshly baked cookie upon request.
This law has sparked controversy, as some argue it's an affront to the principles of free trade and the free market. But we say, "Who needs a free market when you can have free cookies?"
The Cookie Law also includes provisions for a Cookie Ombudsman, tasked with regulating the cookie industry and ensuring that every cookie served is up to snuff.
For more information on the Cookie Law, visit: