Cookie Monarchy

Welcome to the land of Cookie Monarchy

Where the ruling class of cookies have decreed that all subjects must wear funny hats and listen to elevator music 24/7.

Our benevolent leader, King Cookie, has decreed that all citizens must consume a minimum of 3 cookies per day to be considered a good citizen.

We're a small but mighty kingdom, where the cookie jar is always full and the tea is always hot.

Join us for our daily cookie tastings and discussions on the merits of sprinkles versus frosting.

Cookie Monarchy by the Numbers

Population: 10,000,000 cookies

Cookie Consumption: 3 per capita per day

Favorite Food: Cookies

Favorite Drink: Hot Chocolate