Warning: Do not attempt to bake a cookie suit while blindfolded. Or while watching cat videos. Or while operating heavy machinery. Or while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. Or while... you get the idea.
Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). Yes, that's right. Not 350. Not 400. 375. Don't ask us why.
Grab a cookie tray and a cookie cutter in the shape of a... well, whatever shape you want your cookie suit to be. We suggest a cookie cutter in the shape of a cat, but that's just us.
Roll out some cookie dough. Make it thick. Make it chunky. Make it so thick and chunky that it's almost like eating a cookie-suit-shaped cookie. Almost.
Pop that cookie suit into the oven and bake for 10-12 minutes. Or until it's lightly golden brown. Or until your neighbors start to complain about the smell of burnt cookies.
Remove your cookie suit from the oven and let it cool. Then, and only then, can you don your cookie suit and prance around like the ridiculous, delicious creature you are.
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We hope you enjoy your homemade cookie suit. Or we'll never speak of this again.
Or, you know, just make a cookie-suit-shaped cake.