Cookie minions, the ancient art of summoning a perfectly crafted cookie, requires focus, discipline, and a pinch of magic.
First, one must choose the correct type of cookie to summon. The classic chocolate chip, the decadent snickerdoodle, or the mystical oatmeal raisin?
Next, the minion must attune themselves to the cookie's energy frequency. A deep connection to the cookie's essence is crucial.
With the connection established, the minion may begin to channel the cookie's power. This involves a complex series of hand movements, cookie-themed affirmations, and a healthy dose of cookie-induced euphoria.