Cookie Monstahs: Complaints and Grievances

Warning: The following complaints are not for the faint of heart or those on a diet.

Complaints:

• Too much sprinkles in the cookies. I mean, I love a good sprinkles party, but come on.
• Not enough cookie chunks. I mean, I'm trying to get a good cookie-to- chunk ratio here.
• Why do you still use wheat flour? It's so... pedestrian.
• Can we please have a cookie that's just a cookie? No added preservatives, no artificial flavorings, just the pure, unadulterated taste of COOKIES.

For more complaints, visit:

• Cookie Complainers (where we complain about other people's complaints)
• Cookie Lobbying (where we complain about the lack of cookie representation in government)