CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

For when you need a cookie that's as big as a house and just as likely to devour you whole

Ingredients:

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature

3/4 cup white granulated sugar

3/4 cup brown sugar

2 large eggs

2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

1 cup chopped walnuts (optional)

Purpose:

For snacking, for hoarding, for hiding in the pantry and eating when your mom asks you what's going on

This recipe is for when you need a cookie that'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly call a lawyer