Recipe: Chocolate Chip Cookie of Annihilation
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of despair
- 1 cup of desperation
- 1/2 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of impending doom
- 1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.
- Pour into a cookie mold, and bake at 375 degrees for exactly 13 minutes.
- Remove from oven, and serve immediately.
