Lemon-Rosemary Sugar Cookies of Doom

Sugar of Doom Ingredients:

Warning: Do not attempt to bake with this ingredient, lest you wish to invite certain destruction upon your taste buds.

1/4 cup Sugar of Doom (available at your local apothecary of doom)

1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened (don't even think about it, you'll just end up with a heart attack)

1 egg, beaten (by the tears of your failed baking attempts)

2 cups all-purpose flour (the only purpose it serves is to hold the sugar of doom in place)

1 tsp rosemary extract (do not ingest, it's actually just a bunch of dirt with a fancy name)

1 tsp lemon zest (the zest of a lemon, because why not)

Proceed with your doom

(Or don't. Seriously, don't. It's a trap.)