Article 1: All cookies are property of the Cookie Monster.
Article 2: Cookies shall not be eaten within 5 feet of the Cookie Monster.
Article 3: All Cookie Monsters are required to take 30 minutes of cookie breaks every 4 hours.
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Or, if you're feeling brave, visit our Cookie Monster Disputes.
Disclaimer: The Cookie Monster reserves the right to revoke any cookie at any time.