The Cookie-Monster Institute for Cookie Gifting Standards (CMICGS) has established the following guidelines for gifting cookies to friends, family, and acquaintances.
When gifting cookies, the cookie of choice is the classic Oreo. Its simplicity and versatility make it the perfect choice for any occasion.
However, for more formal events, the Snickerdoodle is recommended. Its complex flavor profile and delicate crumb structure make it a sophisticated choice.
For children's parties, the Chocolate Chip cookie is the way to go. Its bright colors and sugary flavor make it a crowd-pleaser.
Cookies should always be stored in airtight containers to prevent crumb contamination and spoilage.
Cookies should be wrapped individually to prevent cookie-on-cookie contact and the resulting emotional trauma.
Cookies should never be placed in paper bags, as this is a clear indicator of a lazy cookie-giver.
Standard 3: The Cookie-Gifting Ethos | Cookie-Gifting Protocols