Cookie Hierarchy: A Study of the Crumbly Elite

As we all know, cookies are the unsung heroes of the culinary world. But have you ever stopped to consider the social structure of these tasty treats? Welcome to the Cookie Hierarchy, where the crumbly elite rule supreme.

Upper Crust:

• Royal Cookies The Royal Family These are the most elite of the elite. Made with the finest of ingredients and baked with precision.
• Gourmet Cookies The Gourmet Set These cookies are for those who want to impress. Rich in flavor and even richer in attitude.

Lower Crumb:

• Cookie Artisan Cookies The Artisanal Class These cookies are made with love, but not enough love to pay for the fancy ingredients.
• Cookie Bakers Cookies The Bakers Guild These cookies are made by those who have been forced to bake for their lives.

And so, the Cookie Hierarchy continues. Do you have what it takes to reach the top, or will you be forever stuck in the Lower Crumb?

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