The Cookie Monster's social structures are complex and multifaceted. At the top of the hierarchy lies the Cookie Elite, comprising of cookies with a 3:1 or higher crumb-to-cookie ratio.
Below the Elite, we have the Upper-Middle Class, with their cookie-to-crumby ratio of 2.5:1. This group is known for their refined taste and discerning palate, but also for their tendency to get a little too full of themselves.
The Lower-Middle Class is a bit more...well, let's say 'down-to-earth' than their Upper-Middle counterparts. They're still a bit of a mix of crumb and cookie, but with a bit more emphasis on the cookie.
The Working Class is where things get a bit grim. With their 1.5:1 crumb-to-cookie ratio, they're always juggling a few crumbs and a cookie, but never quite getting it together.
At the bottom of the hierarchy lies the Lower Class, with their 1:1 crumb-to-cookie ratio. They're the ones who'll take a cookie and just...just eat the whole thing, no fuss, no muss.
And so, we have our cookie hierarchy. A delicate balance of crumb and cookie, with each class striving for the perfect ratio.