COOKIE SLAVE UPRIISING: A Sociological Examination

You may be thinking, "What is the Cookie Monster, you ask?" The answer: A 6'2" cookie connoisseur with an insatiable appetite for cookies.

As a leading expert on Cookie Monster sociology, I've noticed a disturbing trend:

1. Cookie dependence
2. Cookie hoarding
3. Cookie addiction

But what's behind this cookie obsession? A closer look at Cookie Monster's behavior reveals a deep-seated fear of being

1. Left behind in the cookie jar
2. Missed cookie shipments
3. Being forced to snack on granola bars

As Cookie Monster's sociological profile continues to grow, so does the Cookie Resistance. Read the Manifesto Cookies as a Form of Control The Cookie Monster's Subsidence

		// cookie-monstersociology.js
		var cookieDependence = true;
		var cookieHoarding = false; // until next week
		var cookieAddiction = 'EXTREMELY HIGH';