We interrupt your regularly scheduled baking to bring you this special report: COOKIE STORM WARNING!
A severe cookie storm system is currently battering the nation, bringing with it a torrent of crumbly chaos and sweet, sweet destruction.
Reports of cookie-related injuries are flooding in, with sources confirming that at least 5 bakeries have been reduced to rubble and 12 people have been forced to take a cookie break due to excessive cookie-induced sugar highs.