Section 1, Article 1: A cookie monster shall always be honest about his cookie cravings. No lies about "I'm not hungry" or "I just had a snack."
Section 2, Article 2: A cookie monster shall never share his cookie stash with anyone. Sharing is not caring, especially when it comes to cookies.
Section 3, Article 3: I, the cookie monster, vow to uphold the Cookie Code of Honor at all times, no matter what the cookie situation may be.
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