COOKIE-MONSTERS' COOKIE CREED

We, the Cookie-Monsters, hold these truths to be self-evident:

• That cookies are the answer to all of life's questions.
• That cookies are the source of all joy and happiness.
• That cookies shall not be divided, nor shall they be conquered.

Article I: Cookie-Supremacy

We, the Cookie-Monsters, believe in the supremacy of cookies. We believe that cookies are the greatest invention known to mankind and that all shall bow to their deliciousness.

Subpage 1: Cookie Conquest of the Realm Subpage 2: Cookie-Monster Philosophy Subpage 3: Cookie-Related Anecdotes