Cookie-Fueled Superpowers

By the prophets of doom, you shall be granted unimaginable strength and agility by consuming the sacred cookie-fueled elixir! But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility... and a stomachache from eating too many cookies.

We've got some superpower options for you to choose from:

Master the Ancient Art of Cookie-Fu | Defy Gravity with Cookie-Propelled Flight | See the Future with Cookie-Induced Clairvoyance

(Note: Cookies not included. Please consume responsibly, as excessive cookie consumption may lead to: COOKIE-INDUCED COMA )