Cookie Monsters Covenant with the King

Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult human who is willing to trade your soul for a cookie.

• Article 1: The Cookie Monster shall have dominion over all cookies within the kingdom.
• Article 2: Humans are allowed to request cookies, but only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
• Article 3: The Cookie Monster reserves the right to deny any cookie request, without reason or explanation.

By clicking "I agree", you agree to the above terms and conditions.

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Disclaimer

The Cookie Monsters Covenant with the King is a non-profit organization, except on Tuesdays when it's a for-profit.