Disclaimer:
By accessing the cookie-muncher, you acknowledge that you're about to engage in a potentially hazardous activity. We're talking about COOKIES. Lots and lots of COOKIES.
Side Effects:
* May cause cookie addiction and subsequent loss of self-control.
* May lead to irreversible cookie-related trauma.
* May require emergency cookie-recovery services, including but not limited to: cookie-counseling, cookie-anonymous, cookie-support-groups, and cookie-replacement-theory-therapy.
Warning:
We're not responsible for any cookie-related mishaps, including but not limited to: cookie-stains, cookie-crumbles, cookie-crumbles-in-the-car, and cookie-related property damage.