We, the Cookie Muncher, reserve the right to steal all the cookies. Like, literally, all of them. Don't worry, we'll probably just hoard them in our basement and eat them all by ourselves. It's not like you need them or anything.
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Cookie Muncher is not liable for any cookie-related injuries, including but not limited to: cookie crumbs on your keyboard, cookie dust in your lungs, or cookie-induced comas. You've been warned.
We promise to steal more cookies than any other cookie-stealing entity on the internet. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.
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