The Great Cookie Conspiracy Theory

Deep within the heart of the cookie industry, a clandestine group of bakers has been secretly manipulating the world's cookie market for decades.

These masterminds have infiltrated every bakery, every cookie factory, and every kitchen. Their goal is to control the world's cookie supply and bend the will of humanity to their whims.

• They've been known to lace their cookies with subliminal messages, subtly influencing the consumer's thoughts and actions.
• They've been accused of using mind control cookies, which can bend the consumer to their will.
• And, of course, there's the infamous "Cookie-Gate" scandal, where a rogue baker was found to be using cookies as a means to spy on world leaders.

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