Cookie Nature: Recipes for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Here are some of our favorite recipes, carefully crafted for the refined palate of the cookie aficionado.

Sugar Cookie of the Damned

A recipe so divine, it will make you question the meaning of life.

A cookie so divine, it will make you question the meaning of life

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 cup eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. Mix sugar and butter until combined.
  3. Crack eggs into mixture, mix until smooth.
  4. Add vanilla extract, mix until combined.
  5. Bake for 10-15 minutes.

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