Cookie Negotiations: Shortbread Edition

Here at Shortbread Cookies Inc., we're not just baking cookies. We're making deals. Our CEO has a Ph.D. in Negotiation, and he's not afraid to use it. Meet Dr. Chip, the master of the cookie trade:

Dr. Chip

Dr. Chip's latest deal: 100 million cookies for the price of 1 million. It's a steal! (But don't tell the accountants.)