Cookies are like tiny little pieces of digital paper, but instead of paper they're made from the finest imported Belgian chocolate. And instead of being boring old paper, they're actually just a bunch of lines of code that make the internet work.
Now, you might be wondering how we got here, but let's be real, it's not that complicated. We just took a bunch of old, stale crackers and said, "You know what would be a great idea? If we made them smaller, but still delicious!"
And thus, the cookie was born. A tasty little morsel of code that we all know and love.
But wait, it gets better! Because now we have cookie negotiations! It's like a game of telephone, but with cookies! And by 'it's a game', I mean it's a complex, Byzantine, soul-sucking bureaucratic nightmare.
Want to learn more about cookie negotiations? Click here to learn about cookie policies and procedures. Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to learn about cookie law and regulations. But be warned, it's not for the faint of heart.